Sunday, June 7, 2009

One and Twenty

Think I said I would write a blog entry today, so here it is...

Anyway, what did I do this week? I read a book on the Thames river and everything associated with it. Bridges over the Thames. Churches on the Thames. Place names on the Thames. Traveling on the Thames. Stuff like that. The book was pretty good, at least if you're interested in the Thames river, and you probably aren't. The idea of the book sure is neat, though.

Another thing: I'm reading Henry James's complete stories, 1864-1874. These were stories he wrote when he was in his 20s, so they probably aren't as good as his later works, which are unread by me. James is an author I'm having trouble coming to terms with. The book is part of the Library of America series, and James was indeed born in NYC. However, he spent much of his life outside the US - he probably spent more time in Europe than in the US, at least as an adult. The end of his life coincided with WWI, and he was so angry at US noninvolvement in the Great War that he became a British subject shortly before his death in 1916. 

So that forms something of a background to his work, which as I understand often consists of encounters between America and Europe: clash of civilizations and all that. This volume I'm reading was written before he settled in Europe so the encounter theme is less present. What is present? You can probably infer that James was well off (he was). Accordingly, the characters in his stories tend to be well off. And I think that's my biggest problem with the stories. No one seems to DO anything. Sometimes the characters are mentioned as working in a couple of sentences, but work is at quite a distant remove in all the stories I've read so far. The stories generally concern upper class people in very formal situations, often involving romance (usually gone wrong). James was definitely a Victorian writer, and that detracts from the realism of his stories. His most successful stories, in fact, are the ones that aren't at all realistic, that involve supernatural elements: curses on families, stuff like that. 

Good stories don't have to be realistic, of course. And despite the whole Victorian avoidance of sex and bad behavior stuff, I think there is genuine emotion in James's stories. And the stories are fairly varied. Each one is different. 

Also worth mentioning the term "stories" - by that I mean James's short stories. Short story here means anything that's not a novel: the stories in this volume can be 20 pages or 100 or anything in between. 

I had a 21st birthday for some reason today. Got a new laptop, a new cellphone. I'll get started using them soon enough. I got Lincoln Chafee's Against the Tide, which will no doubt warrant an entry of its own. 

Monday, June 1, 2009

Alchemist Panic Jacket

Well, I’m back, since I feel like unloading about Full Metal Jacket. I suppose it’s worth summarizing the movie a bit. Directed by Stanley Kubrick, a very notorious director. He didn’t make many films, and the ones he made are generally considered classics. Dr. Strangelove, 2001, Clockwork Orange, Barry Lyndon, The Shining, among others. It is in two parts. The first part is the part everybody remembers: boot camp, and R. Lee Ermey cursing for 45 minutes at the new recruits. He says quite outrageous things, and they are funny at first, until they become not so funny. One kid in particular, Private Pyle, receives a lot of abuse from Ermey. He’s very awkward at first, then becomes colder. They all do, but he becomes a little too cold, a little too inhuman. He shoots Ermey, then himself, on the last day of boot camp. Yep, that was a spoiler. First ten minutes are here. Do not watch around people who dislike cursing.

Second part: Vietnam! This seems to be the confusing part…the main character of the movie, Private Joker, was around in the first half (although he didn’t do too much) and now is in the second half, which mostly has completely new characters. Everyone’s new except Joker and Pvt. Cowboy, who hails from Texas, which according to R. Lee Ermey only produces two things. Pvt. Cowboy has no horns. Not that he’s too important…what does happen in this Vietnam part? Well, Joker’s a journalist now, reporting for Stars and Stripes about Vietnamese soldiers being killed or charitable acts of American soldiers. (Not that they’re ever called Vietnamese in the movie, but I’m erring on the side of being inoffensive.) He meets up with Cowboy’s troops and also meets a fellow named Animal Mother, who is a force of nature, sort of like Pyle in the first half. He wants to kill. Hell, they all want to kill the Vietnamese. Why, Joker’s helmet even says “Born to Kill.” Anyway I forget most of the details, but the upshot is that they end up being shot at in some industrial war zone by a Viet Cong sniper. She (unseen) picks a few off, and we get to see agonizing death scenes. Anyway, they eventually find her, gravely wounded, and Joker mercy kills her. Then there’s a shot of a bunch of soldiers singing a Mickey Mouse marching song. The end.

Two parts, pretty disconnected. What’s going on? The word I would use here is “dehumanizing.” R. Lee Ermey in the first half just wears you down by his sheer relentlessness. Vietnam wears you down in the second half, I think. There really is quite a bit of terror in the sniper scenes, and I felt kind of uncomfortable watching the Vietnamese hooker scenes. Idealism is in short supply in Kubrick’s Vietnam – like I said, the soldiers want to kill. Are they joking? Some probably are, some probably aren’t – but I’m not sure if it matters if they are joking. It’s ugly.

The other dehumanizing thing – the main character is Pvt. Joker, and we never learn his name. Joker is the nickname bestowed on him by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, the character played by R. Lee Ermey. He’s called Hartman only a few times, so I just call him Ermey. Most of the other characters are called Private (some obvious nickname). The only exception is Private Pyle, and you can watch the film to find out about him. Kubrick’s not keen on the name thing, I guess.

I brought up Joker’s helmet, which declares “Born to Kill.” He also wears the peace symbol. Wtf, asks the viewer. Wtf, asks one general in the film. The duality of man, sir. The Jungian thing. (Whatever that means.) I don’t really understand it myself. Maybe it’s a reference to the duality of the film, maybe to the character’s name, probably it’s some inscrutable Kubrick mystery.

Of course the biggest mystery is the whole second half and maybe it’s worthwhile to bring up Horace here. Horace’s poems never ended with a “punchline”, a clear statement of finality, they tended to be a decrescendo instead. As with Horace, so with this film. Yes, the sniper scene and the odd Mickey Mouse scene are pretty final, but they still don’t have the impact of the first half. It’s an odd film. What can I say.

And another thing. The dehumanizing thing. Kubrick has a reputation for coldness, and this film delivers. I’ve been reading a bit about other Vietnam films, and this film is inevitably compared to Oliver Stone’s Platoon, which came out a year beforehand and which I’ve never watched. But I do understand that Platoon was a tug on your heartstrings film. The type of film that featured Barber’s Adagio for Strings. A beautiful composition of great emotion – the type of music utterly lacking from Full Metal Jacket. Instead we get 60s pop hits. Platoon was also a message-type movie. It was an antiwar movie. Now, most war movies are antiwar, including Full Metal Jacket, but Kubrick doesn’t really try to be explicit about it. And I understand Platoon is explicit about its message.

Gotta tie in Kubrick’s other films. The Shining. Good movie, didn’t have a single shred of warmth in it. Jack Nicholson seemed unhinged the whole way through. (I read the book, and Kubrick’s adaptation was much colder than the book.) 2001. Good movie, but I don’t think it can be called warm. Dehumanizing? Quite the opposite, interestingly enough, since it shows the progress of man. Dr. Strangelove. Well, at least it’s funny. But I wouldn’t call it warm, seeing as how it ends with the destruction of the world. Humans don’t come off so well in that movie.

Anyway I could probably write more, but I don't really feel like it. I will probably post more entries, but I'm unsure of a schedule at this time. I'll probably do entries on whatever I'm reading or watching at the moment. Maybe some Levi Johnston entries if I feel like it.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Unsolved Questions

I've been reading about this AIG stuff, and it sounds like the existence of the bonuses was caused by Geithner and Summers. Did Obama know?

How much control does Obama have over his Treasury officials?

How much control do they have over AIG, which has been more or less nationalized by now?

Why are we bailing out the folks who created this mess anyway with these huge bonuses and whatnot? They are NOT indispensable. I don't think any CEO is.

What effect will the economic crisis have on global warming?

We're seeing a drastic drop in consumer spending, and that drop will be permanent or increase until households feel safer. When will that be, and what is the government doing to make households feel safer?

Is the American way of life screwed? 

Is everyone screwed?

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The Israel/Palestine issue has started to become something that vexes me. I don't know nearly as much as I would like, but I have unsolved questions there too:

Is Israel screwed? I mean, is it sustainable in the long run? (Actually, I'm pretty sure the answer is Yes; No without important changes. Like what? Beats me.)

Why should we care about Israel anyway? Sometimes I think all the Jews in Israel should just move to the US and buy our surplus housing stock. Totally fanciful and would never happen and unworkable and all that, but...why don't the Jews just get out of Israel? It seems like a pretty lousy place to me, all those bombs and rockets and suicide bombers and they're an international (-US) pariah. I know the answer: well, they can't, it's their home. And you can't leave home. That's an attitude I have a hard time understanding, seeing as how I'm from Houston and it's hard to love Houston, although I do feel pride in being from Texas. (Yes really.)

And sometimes I also wonder: why not just say "Screw it, we're leaving Iraq"? Too many Americans have died and I don't think there's much to show for their deaths. And what about Afghanistan? Obama wants more troops there, but...what do Americans get from it? Why is it in our self interest? 

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So, was I stupid to go to Swarthmore? Well, 2006 was different from 2009, but if I were in high school in 2009, I know where I would go: a state school. Swarthmore's application # went down this year. And increasingly I can't help but feel that it was a mistake to go here. Mostly because of cost, partly because Swarthmore's not super well known. It turns out brilliant minds...

What happens to me after college? For me, that's the biggest unsolved question of all. Of course, this question WILL have an answer. But will the answer be to my liking?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Emerald Isle

So when I went to the college bookstore today I was pleased to note that their St Patrick's display included those two most Irish books: Ulysses and Finnegans Wake. One year I will be in Dublin on June 16 to celebrate Bloomsday. (Ulysses takes place on June 16 1904) Finnegans Wake is probably a book that should be read while drunk, or perhaps when speaking aloud, or perhaps when drunk dialing. 

I'm thinking about doing an entry on the absolute strangest governor's race in recent history, Louisiana in 1991: the incumbent Buddy Roemer (reformist conservative Democrat turned Republican) versus former governor Edwin Edwards (liberal Cajun Democrat, quite corrupt, a populist - think of Huey Long) versus state representative David Duke (racist, former KKK member, but campaigned with typical conservative Republican rhetoric). Yeah, nice choices. Louisiana has a runoff, so one had to fall. Edwards and Duke made the runoff, Roemer did not. Guess who won. (Hint: People voted for the lizard, not the wizard.)

But I don't feel up to the task of covering that minefield tonight. Ummm, I understand that this week my parents are on the great college tour with my brother: they are visiting Oberlin and University of Chicago. I am going on a tour of my own tomorrow: the tour of information on Horace in the library. It will be fun. 

You know you've listened to Mahler too much when you're starting to hear cross-referencing between his symphonies. It does exist!

It's time to eliminate the penny.

It's time for me to watch this South Park episode that I've been hearing about that satirizes the Jonas Brothers. I don't know much about them - ostentatiously Christian, Obama's kids like them - but I was reading about how they spray white foam on screaming teenage girls at concerts. REALLY. This is something that deserves more research.

It's time for a followup entry on Detroit. I was reading about that city again a couple of nights ago. I don't think I talked at all (besides passing mention) about Detroit's political problems, and there are some epic stories even leaving out Kwame Kilpatrick (the most recent mayor) who was indicted on 8 felony counts. But I'm going to leave that for another day because I'm tired. Good night!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

the heart is a lonely hunter

barack obama is your new bicycle
barack obama is the antichrist
barack obama is irish
barack obama is a muslim
barack obama is not black
barack obama is muslim
barack obama is president
barack obama is hot
barack obama is my homeboy
barack obama is a smoker

joe biden is an idiot
joe biden is my homeboy
joe biden is jewish
joe biden is a zionist
joe biden is sexy
joe biden is awesome
joe biden is president
joe biden is now my homeboy
joe biden is a jerk
joe biden is better than that

john mccain is your jalopy
john mccain is aware of the internet
john mccain is older than
john mccain is a racist
john mccain is from
john mccain is a liar
john mccain is a loser
john mccain is a maverick
john mccain is dead
john mccain is president

sarah palin is hot
sarah palin is an idiot
sarah palin is a joke
sarah palin is a moron
sarah palin is sexy
sarah palin is a grandmother
sarah palin is so dumb
sarah palin is president
sarah palin is retarded
sarah palin is a retard

jon stewart is an idiot
jon stewart is hot
jon stewart is god
jon stewart is not funny
jon stewart is a jew
jon stewart is republican
jon stewart is a liberal
jon stewart is canadian
jon stewart is a moron
jon stewart is awesome

love is patient love is kind
love is patient
love is a battlefield
love is gone
love is in the air
love is a battlefield lyrics
love is all around
love is the movement
love is blind
love is all

iraq is on what continent
iraq is arabic for vietnam
iraq is in asia
iraq is attacked by un forces
iraq is part of what continent
iraq is not vietnam
iraq is a country located in which continent
iraq is babylon
iraq is a just war
iraq is included in the shia crescent

texas is south lyrics
texas is the reason
texas is south
texas is the reason lyrics
texas is famous for
texas is south tabs
texas is bigger than france
texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the union
texas is south lyrics the devil wears prada
texas is in what time zone

religion is the opiate of the masses
religion is bullshit
religion is the opium of the masses
religion is the opium of the people
religion is the opiate of the people
religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds
religion is fake
religion is a lie
religion is poison
religion is the root of all evil

america is in the heart
america is doomed
america is all about speed. hot nasty badass speed
america is raising a generation of dancers
america is in the heart summary
america is not the world
america is screwed
america is a melting pot
america is all about speed
america is bankrupt

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Deep thought:

One of my first entries here was on the ludicrous RNC chairman race. As we recall, the chairman of the RNC is Michael Steele, former lieutenant governor of Maryland. He's said a lot of stupid things recently which I am too lazy to catalogue here. Seems that I hear some new idiotic comment from him every three days, and then there are the inevitable requests for clarification and apologies. He also hasn't done a very good job of being a chairman - he's fired a lot of people, but hasn't hired a lot of people. The liberal blogs (at least Daily Kos and TPM) have started a death watch for him - well, not quite literally, but they do expect him to be fired. And yanno, he really hasn't done a good job. The problem is the whole racial thing - remember the runner up for the RNC chairmanship was a guy who was a member of a whites only country club until last year. And for him to replace Mr. Steele, who is black: well, you can imagine.

Went to Barnes and Noble today to use up gift card money. I now own The Heart is a Lonely Hunter (good book) and 08: a Graphic Diary of the Campaign Trail. It's the 2008 presidential election retold in the form of a graphic novel, except you don't read right to left. I think it's a pretty cool idea executed well. One thing that stuck out to me was the general election (everything after Hillary conceded) was only the last 1/3 or 1/4 of the book. The point is that the primary sure was a never ending endless bataan death march democralypse now, and the book reflects that. Also for some reason I like seeing people (Keith Olbermann! Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher!) rendered as comic book characters. 

I've been translating 2 Odes by Horace each day for the past week, it's been pretty fun. I'm pretty sure I read some of them in high school, definitely 1.1 and 1.11 (that's the carpe diem one). Damn, Horace can write great poetry. 

Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin have split up. :(

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The empty center

One story that's swirling around the blogosphere right now is a new religious survey which you can read about in America's Newspaper, USA Today. Probably the takehome figure from the survey is that the percentage of people declaring that they are part of no religion has risen from 8.2% in 1990 to 15.0% now. Quite an increase. Most of the religious dominations have lost ground, but Mainline Protestant has suffered the worst: from 18.7% to 12.9%.

One blog I like to read is Andrew Sullivan, and he pointed out that Catholicism is going kersplat in New England. Huge decreases: -12% in Connecticut, -15% in Massachusetts, -16% in Rhode Island. Hell - -16% in Louisiana. Sullivan figures it's because of the shameful behavior of the church in all those sex scandals. However, Catholicism as a whole has decreased 1.1% in the US. Why?

It's the Hispanics, of course: while Rhode Island is shedding Catholics like my cat sheds hair, the percentage of Catholics has increased by 9% in Texas, the largest percentage increase for Catholics in the nation. Everything's bigger in Texas. But percentages are zerosum: something's gotta give. That's "Other Christians" (=any Christian who's not Catholic) there has been a 20% decrease in Texas. That's quite something. Most states have had a decrease in their percentage of Other Christians.

Other religions: stayed mostly the same, although there has been 8% decrease in Wyoming. Go figure. 0% change in Texas. No religion: growth in every state, but 21% in VT, 20% in NH. 7% increase in Texas, about the middle of the pack. Don't know/refuse has also seen growth, albeit milder growth.

Sullivan also has a graph showing religious percentage by age. Take it with a grain of salt: the graph doesn't show the percentage of adherents of other religions or of nondenominational Christianity or the adherents of Don't Know/Refuse. Anyway. Praise Jesus, because he needs extra praising now that some of his adherents no longer praise him.

Oh yeah, and let's be careful here: all of these percentage figures are a bit disingenuous. When I say that Texas has a 9% increase in Catholics (or whatever), that means that in 1990, n% of Texans were Catholic and now (n+9)% of Texans are Catholic. I'm not sure I made that clear above. All of this stuff has important implications: I think of politics here. Now, we know that people of no religion aren't inherently Democratic, and Hispanic Catholics aren't inherently Democratic either, and - well, the Republicans sure are becoming a bit of a gated community. Only white people of particular faiths need be Republican, because Republicans believe in one nation under a very specific God, and He doesn't want immigrants or unbelievers. My point is that the demographics show trouble for the Republicans, unless they become more inclusive or delude more people into thinking they've become more inclusive. Judging from Steele, Jindal, Palin, etc. they're going the delusion route.

But politics is kind of a boring application. I think the Catholic fall is more interesting: I'm not familiar at all with New England Catholics, but the percentage falls are quite severe, so my guess is dioceses will have to be consolidated - and probably already are. I wish I knew more about that. Sullivan is Catholic, so I'm sure he'll be covering that story. I'd like to apply the survey to other things, but I don't really feel like it right now.

Deep thought: Horace ended some of his poetry (Satires) with Jew jokes. Jews are 1.2% of the population, down from 1.8% in 1990.