Thursday, March 19, 2009

Unsolved Questions

I've been reading about this AIG stuff, and it sounds like the existence of the bonuses was caused by Geithner and Summers. Did Obama know?

How much control does Obama have over his Treasury officials?

How much control do they have over AIG, which has been more or less nationalized by now?

Why are we bailing out the folks who created this mess anyway with these huge bonuses and whatnot? They are NOT indispensable. I don't think any CEO is.

What effect will the economic crisis have on global warming?

We're seeing a drastic drop in consumer spending, and that drop will be permanent or increase until households feel safer. When will that be, and what is the government doing to make households feel safer?

Is the American way of life screwed? 

Is everyone screwed?

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The Israel/Palestine issue has started to become something that vexes me. I don't know nearly as much as I would like, but I have unsolved questions there too:

Is Israel screwed? I mean, is it sustainable in the long run? (Actually, I'm pretty sure the answer is Yes; No without important changes. Like what? Beats me.)

Why should we care about Israel anyway? Sometimes I think all the Jews in Israel should just move to the US and buy our surplus housing stock. Totally fanciful and would never happen and unworkable and all that, but...why don't the Jews just get out of Israel? It seems like a pretty lousy place to me, all those bombs and rockets and suicide bombers and they're an international (-US) pariah. I know the answer: well, they can't, it's their home. And you can't leave home. That's an attitude I have a hard time understanding, seeing as how I'm from Houston and it's hard to love Houston, although I do feel pride in being from Texas. (Yes really.)

And sometimes I also wonder: why not just say "Screw it, we're leaving Iraq"? Too many Americans have died and I don't think there's much to show for their deaths. And what about Afghanistan? Obama wants more troops there, but...what do Americans get from it? Why is it in our self interest? 

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So, was I stupid to go to Swarthmore? Well, 2006 was different from 2009, but if I were in high school in 2009, I know where I would go: a state school. Swarthmore's application # went down this year. And increasingly I can't help but feel that it was a mistake to go here. Mostly because of cost, partly because Swarthmore's not super well known. It turns out brilliant minds...

What happens to me after college? For me, that's the biggest unsolved question of all. Of course, this question WILL have an answer. But will the answer be to my liking?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Emerald Isle

So when I went to the college bookstore today I was pleased to note that their St Patrick's display included those two most Irish books: Ulysses and Finnegans Wake. One year I will be in Dublin on June 16 to celebrate Bloomsday. (Ulysses takes place on June 16 1904) Finnegans Wake is probably a book that should be read while drunk, or perhaps when speaking aloud, or perhaps when drunk dialing. 

I'm thinking about doing an entry on the absolute strangest governor's race in recent history, Louisiana in 1991: the incumbent Buddy Roemer (reformist conservative Democrat turned Republican) versus former governor Edwin Edwards (liberal Cajun Democrat, quite corrupt, a populist - think of Huey Long) versus state representative David Duke (racist, former KKK member, but campaigned with typical conservative Republican rhetoric). Yeah, nice choices. Louisiana has a runoff, so one had to fall. Edwards and Duke made the runoff, Roemer did not. Guess who won. (Hint: People voted for the lizard, not the wizard.)

But I don't feel up to the task of covering that minefield tonight. Ummm, I understand that this week my parents are on the great college tour with my brother: they are visiting Oberlin and University of Chicago. I am going on a tour of my own tomorrow: the tour of information on Horace in the library. It will be fun. 

You know you've listened to Mahler too much when you're starting to hear cross-referencing between his symphonies. It does exist!

It's time to eliminate the penny.

It's time for me to watch this South Park episode that I've been hearing about that satirizes the Jonas Brothers. I don't know much about them - ostentatiously Christian, Obama's kids like them - but I was reading about how they spray white foam on screaming teenage girls at concerts. REALLY. This is something that deserves more research.

It's time for a followup entry on Detroit. I was reading about that city again a couple of nights ago. I don't think I talked at all (besides passing mention) about Detroit's political problems, and there are some epic stories even leaving out Kwame Kilpatrick (the most recent mayor) who was indicted on 8 felony counts. But I'm going to leave that for another day because I'm tired. Good night!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

the heart is a lonely hunter

barack obama is your new bicycle
barack obama is the antichrist
barack obama is irish
barack obama is a muslim
barack obama is not black
barack obama is muslim
barack obama is president
barack obama is hot
barack obama is my homeboy
barack obama is a smoker

joe biden is an idiot
joe biden is my homeboy
joe biden is jewish
joe biden is a zionist
joe biden is sexy
joe biden is awesome
joe biden is president
joe biden is now my homeboy
joe biden is a jerk
joe biden is better than that

john mccain is your jalopy
john mccain is aware of the internet
john mccain is older than
john mccain is a racist
john mccain is from
john mccain is a liar
john mccain is a loser
john mccain is a maverick
john mccain is dead
john mccain is president

sarah palin is hot
sarah palin is an idiot
sarah palin is a joke
sarah palin is a moron
sarah palin is sexy
sarah palin is a grandmother
sarah palin is so dumb
sarah palin is president
sarah palin is retarded
sarah palin is a retard

jon stewart is an idiot
jon stewart is hot
jon stewart is god
jon stewart is not funny
jon stewart is a jew
jon stewart is republican
jon stewart is a liberal
jon stewart is canadian
jon stewart is a moron
jon stewart is awesome

love is patient love is kind
love is patient
love is a battlefield
love is gone
love is in the air
love is a battlefield lyrics
love is all around
love is the movement
love is blind
love is all

iraq is on what continent
iraq is arabic for vietnam
iraq is in asia
iraq is attacked by un forces
iraq is part of what continent
iraq is not vietnam
iraq is a country located in which continent
iraq is babylon
iraq is a just war
iraq is included in the shia crescent

texas is south lyrics
texas is the reason
texas is south
texas is the reason lyrics
texas is famous for
texas is south tabs
texas is bigger than france
texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the union
texas is south lyrics the devil wears prada
texas is in what time zone

religion is the opiate of the masses
religion is bullshit
religion is the opium of the masses
religion is the opium of the people
religion is the opiate of the people
religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds
religion is fake
religion is a lie
religion is poison
religion is the root of all evil

america is in the heart
america is doomed
america is all about speed. hot nasty badass speed
america is raising a generation of dancers
america is in the heart summary
america is not the world
america is screwed
america is a melting pot
america is all about speed
america is bankrupt

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Deep thought:

One of my first entries here was on the ludicrous RNC chairman race. As we recall, the chairman of the RNC is Michael Steele, former lieutenant governor of Maryland. He's said a lot of stupid things recently which I am too lazy to catalogue here. Seems that I hear some new idiotic comment from him every three days, and then there are the inevitable requests for clarification and apologies. He also hasn't done a very good job of being a chairman - he's fired a lot of people, but hasn't hired a lot of people. The liberal blogs (at least Daily Kos and TPM) have started a death watch for him - well, not quite literally, but they do expect him to be fired. And yanno, he really hasn't done a good job. The problem is the whole racial thing - remember the runner up for the RNC chairmanship was a guy who was a member of a whites only country club until last year. And for him to replace Mr. Steele, who is black: well, you can imagine.

Went to Barnes and Noble today to use up gift card money. I now own The Heart is a Lonely Hunter (good book) and 08: a Graphic Diary of the Campaign Trail. It's the 2008 presidential election retold in the form of a graphic novel, except you don't read right to left. I think it's a pretty cool idea executed well. One thing that stuck out to me was the general election (everything after Hillary conceded) was only the last 1/3 or 1/4 of the book. The point is that the primary sure was a never ending endless bataan death march democralypse now, and the book reflects that. Also for some reason I like seeing people (Keith Olbermann! Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher!) rendered as comic book characters. 

I've been translating 2 Odes by Horace each day for the past week, it's been pretty fun. I'm pretty sure I read some of them in high school, definitely 1.1 and 1.11 (that's the carpe diem one). Damn, Horace can write great poetry. 

Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin have split up. :(

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The empty center

One story that's swirling around the blogosphere right now is a new religious survey which you can read about in America's Newspaper, USA Today. Probably the takehome figure from the survey is that the percentage of people declaring that they are part of no religion has risen from 8.2% in 1990 to 15.0% now. Quite an increase. Most of the religious dominations have lost ground, but Mainline Protestant has suffered the worst: from 18.7% to 12.9%.

One blog I like to read is Andrew Sullivan, and he pointed out that Catholicism is going kersplat in New England. Huge decreases: -12% in Connecticut, -15% in Massachusetts, -16% in Rhode Island. Hell - -16% in Louisiana. Sullivan figures it's because of the shameful behavior of the church in all those sex scandals. However, Catholicism as a whole has decreased 1.1% in the US. Why?

It's the Hispanics, of course: while Rhode Island is shedding Catholics like my cat sheds hair, the percentage of Catholics has increased by 9% in Texas, the largest percentage increase for Catholics in the nation. Everything's bigger in Texas. But percentages are zerosum: something's gotta give. That's "Other Christians" (=any Christian who's not Catholic) there has been a 20% decrease in Texas. That's quite something. Most states have had a decrease in their percentage of Other Christians.

Other religions: stayed mostly the same, although there has been 8% decrease in Wyoming. Go figure. 0% change in Texas. No religion: growth in every state, but 21% in VT, 20% in NH. 7% increase in Texas, about the middle of the pack. Don't know/refuse has also seen growth, albeit milder growth.

Sullivan also has a graph showing religious percentage by age. Take it with a grain of salt: the graph doesn't show the percentage of adherents of other religions or of nondenominational Christianity or the adherents of Don't Know/Refuse. Anyway. Praise Jesus, because he needs extra praising now that some of his adherents no longer praise him.

Oh yeah, and let's be careful here: all of these percentage figures are a bit disingenuous. When I say that Texas has a 9% increase in Catholics (or whatever), that means that in 1990, n% of Texans were Catholic and now (n+9)% of Texans are Catholic. I'm not sure I made that clear above. All of this stuff has important implications: I think of politics here. Now, we know that people of no religion aren't inherently Democratic, and Hispanic Catholics aren't inherently Democratic either, and - well, the Republicans sure are becoming a bit of a gated community. Only white people of particular faiths need be Republican, because Republicans believe in one nation under a very specific God, and He doesn't want immigrants or unbelievers. My point is that the demographics show trouble for the Republicans, unless they become more inclusive or delude more people into thinking they've become more inclusive. Judging from Steele, Jindal, Palin, etc. they're going the delusion route.

But politics is kind of a boring application. I think the Catholic fall is more interesting: I'm not familiar at all with New England Catholics, but the percentage falls are quite severe, so my guess is dioceses will have to be consolidated - and probably already are. I wish I knew more about that. Sullivan is Catholic, so I'm sure he'll be covering that story. I'd like to apply the survey to other things, but I don't really feel like it right now.

Deep thought: Horace ended some of his poetry (Satires) with Jew jokes. Jews are 1.2% of the population, down from 1.8% in 1990.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Morals and Ethics

(or: what's the difference?)

so in Horace seminar our professor was talking about the theory that art should be ranked accordingly to how morally instructive it is. He said he used to strongly disagree with that theory but now he kinda agrees with it. I, ever the musician, naturally brought up the example of music - it's abstract, you can't derive morals from it. And he said that well, it is, it makes you feel more moral or something - well, I forget exactly what he said.

Anyway, let's elaborate. There's instrumental music and songs. Can songs be morally instructive? They have text, the text can be printed. Can music be morally instructive without text? It's certainly art. Better question: what do I mean by morally instructive, anyway? Or, what are morals?

Now ok I'm not a person who's terribly interested in philosophy and I'm sure there's a lot of work much of it in foreign languages trying to answer that question. Let me be clear: screw that work, I'm going to Wikipedia. I'm always reminded of a couple of scenes in the movie Election, where Matthew Broderick asks his class what's the difference between morals and ethics. He asks a fellow teacher, too, who replies with what's the difference? Moral: Election is a good movie.

Heh, I just used that word, moral. I was joking, but a moral is a lesson to be derived, at least in that usage. Let's go to Wikipedia, for its first definition of morality: In its first, descriptive usage, morality means a code of conduct which is held to be authoritative in matters of right and wrong. Morals are created by and define society, philosophy, religion, or individual conscience.

OK, how can I relate that to a Beethoven sonata? What code of conduct does it have? Well, the movements of a sonata have their various forms. The forms are not authoritative, Beethoven deviates from them often - which is why his music is so good. Beethoven's 5th and 9th symphonies might be more fruitful examples: they begin in minor keys and they end in the parallel major keys. They begin stormily and stressfully and end in glory and you clap and feel good after hearing them, because they're like a musical representation of good defeating evil. But a symphony, or whatever, doesn't need to end in the major key. There's Mahler's 6th symphony, "Tragic", which is mostly in A minor. The first movement ends affirmatively in A major, but the last movement ends with a terrifying A minor chord. The incessant motto of the symphony is a major chord followed by a minor chord. And it's a great symphony!

Wait, who says it's a great symphony? Me, Alban Berg, any critic of Mahler. It's a very dark symphony though. Morally instructive? I guess sometimes it says evil triumphs after all. But I'm pulling that out of my ass. Mahler's such an intensely personal composer - you can make sense of his music in any way you see fit. Your interpretation may not be mine, or Mahler's, but he's dead and I won't judge. I guess if Mahler's symphonies have taught me anything besides how to use an orchestra, they've taught me that music endures. Also some other stuff that I don't know how to put into words.

Wikipedia again: In its second, normative and universal sense, morality refers to an ideal code of conduct, one which would be espoused in preference to alternatives by all rational people, under specified conditions. In this "prescriptive" sense of morality as opposed to the above described "descriptive" sort of sense, moral value judgments such as "murder is immoral" are made. To deny 'morality' in this sense is a position known as moral skepticism, in which the existence of objective moral "truths" is rejected.

Ideal: that's an interesting word. Is there any ideal in music? Well, like Beethoven sonatas: yes, there is a sonata form. But Beethoven at his best subverts the sonata form - he inserts fugues, or adds really long codas, or something. Music that follows sonata form to the letter tends to be simpler music. There's nothing wrong with that! I just want more. The phrase moral value judgments: also interesting. Judging music: I'm with Duke Ellington, If it sounds good, it IS good. Can it (a given piece of music) be improved? Maybe! But if it sounds good, it's probably fine already, even if it doesn't follow arbitrary rules.

Hell, even Ellington's dictum - accurate as it is - isn't quite comprehensive enough. There's the Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima, the most painful composition I've ever heard. It's all wailing violent strings, nothing at all resembling harmony, just clusters of notes and sound effects. It's horrific. Is it a good piece of music? Hell yes, because it's ACCURATE. It lives up to the title, and it makes you think about nuclear war (maybe). So is it morally instructive? Actually, the answer here is a clearcut yes (in my opinion) - one of the few pieces of music that I can say that about.

In math a good technique in proofs is to consider the opposite of what you are proving. Can a piece of music be morally destructive? I'm not thinking of rap here - that's a lyrics issue, and I'm talking about sound. Perhaps the best example I can think of is parallel fifths: those are frowned upon when writing music that consists of independent lines. Of course, one way out is to not have the lines be independent at all, but I was playing this Grieg piece (sounds good, therefore is good) and it's in 4 part harmony (mostly) and it has some obvious parallel fifths sometimes. They sound good, but are they morally destructive? The answer's no - who cares, parallel fifths don't incite murder or theft or whatever. I don't really think music (independent of lyrics) can. But who knows.

I've gone on too long, and this entry is too incoherent for my tastes. But here's the upshot: I'm still not convinced that a Beethoven sonata (or whatever) is morally instructive. I am convinced that they sound good, therefore they are good. I don't think that music can be morally destructive, but I could be wrong. I don't think I am. Anyway time to do something besides blogging. Maybe go play Beethoven's sonata no. 28, opus 101.